01 November 2009

Don't Know Yet...

But I spotted this primal beast in Georgia this weekend...

S/He seemed to be awaiting some catharsis whist suffering varying degrees of agony...


There was also this creaturewhom I was able to Interview...
He spoke of flying with Pterodactyls in the days of yore, of Ancient Giant Creatures and Ones...

And later in the night... {it were a strange nacht, volk... dark like the Black Forest Dark, a misty chill of moisture steeping down onto the red clay Earth} I saw an apparition:
A TRUE one, because I shouldn'ta been able to see a cammo Ninja with all the X-Ray Vision in the world...[ESPECIALLY one whose right hand is ON BACKWARDS!!! MIDA!!!!!]

Now I DID chance to see a Fairy Princess or two...
And,well... y'know. Me, doncha!?? I'm always good for spotting one or two of these lurking about-- Alien Pussies...
"I WILL SHOOT YOUR LEADER DOWN WITH MY GREEN L.A.S.E.R. EYES AND TAKE OVER THE COMPUTER.. HIDE AND WATCH. OR SIT IN PLAIN VIEW; RIEN NE FOUTRE-- THEN I WILL TRANSFORM TO BAT AND HEAD FOR THE GOLDEN TREES OUT THE WINDOW... I'M CAPTAIN HERE!!!"

And last and very much least, THIS strange bird was seen lurking about...
Rumor has he can transform to an animal that rhymes with "fuck" and has a buck-teethed gait unmistakable in all fowl-dom...
They were gonna call him "SmallFoot" in regard to the track he left, but the Old Wives' Tail (Tale, too, Messieurs...) proved untrue, so...

Shigata ga nai, neh?

Well... ME fer ONE-- I'm keepin' my eyes peeled...

Just sayin'...

Slainte, folks!

Cygnus

10 comments:

Shadow said...

don't you live in a delightful world...

Kyddryn said...

That's what happens when the wee (ahem) dino drinks the whole bottle in one go, dontcha know? He was warned...

Rook says "Meow", which I think means "Damn and blast, man, now my evil plan has been exposed to the world and I must regroup and re-plan my eventual ascension to the position of Supreme Ruler To Be Fed Salmon Daily! You'll get yours..."

Something scared the wood sprites...now I know what. Meanwhile...holy crap, what the heck is that thing climbing the tree next to the shaggy-headed beast o' the forest? Is that a giant millipede? Or some kind of alien tentacle? There HAS been some rather odd activity out there of late...lights and chanting and stuff...mayhap I'll set a trap and see what stumbles into it.

Shade and Sweetwater,
K

Not The Rockefellers said...

now that's just F.U.N.
and swan?
I totally want a Sam now...

Peace~Rene

Cygnus MacLlyr said...

I do indeed, Lady Shadow... delightful creatures all about.
Take the following two, por example:

Cygnus MacLlyr said...

I thought mayhap the dino wanted to go IN the bottle, Lady Flower...
I miss Rook's trample on those wooden floors...

Cygnus MacLlyr said...

Well, M'Lady Rocks, Y'see, ya spelled "SWAN" wrong... you flipped the W over and made an M, and left the N altogether out... no more drinkie for U 2nite...

spottedwolf said...

Looks like a great night at the Ball there Matey.....and did ye make off with a prize ???!

Cygnus MacLlyr said...

Well, I did manage a treat or three, and a good trick or two.I gotta not complain there, amigo!

Thanx, Spotted Wolf! Glad to see I can still garner the attention of the Esteemed in my Eyes...

Slainte!

Cygnus

cinner said...

Cygnus, I like the one of you in the tree, I think I need a drink before I come to visit ye. Glad you are back again. Take care. keep being you!

Cygnus MacLlyr said...

Um, now why the drink, I jes wanna-- nae, NEEDA-- know?!Q?