But I spotted this primal beast in Georgia this weekend...
S/He seemed to be awaiting some catharsis whist suffering varying degrees of agony...
There was also
this creature
whom I was able to Interview...
He spoke of flying with Pterodactyls in the days of yore, of Ancient Giant Creatures and Ones...
And later in the night... {it were a strange nacht, volk... dark like the Black Forest Dark, a misty chill of moisture steeping down onto the red clay Earth} I saw an apparition:
A
TRUE one, because I shouldn'ta been able to see a cammo Ninja with all the X-Ray Vision in the world...[
ESPECIALLY one whose right hand is
ON BACKWARDS!!! MIDA!!!!!]
Now I DID chance to see a Fairy Princess or two...
And,well... y'know. Me, doncha!?? I'm always good for spotting one or two of these lurking about-- Alien Pussies...
"I WILL SHOOT YOUR LEADER DOWN WITH MY GREEN L.A.S.E.R. EYES AND TAKE OVER THE COMPUTER.. HIDE AND WATCH. OR SIT IN PLAIN VIEW; RIEN NE FOUTRE-- THEN I WILL TRANSFORM TO BAT AND HEAD FOR THE GOLDEN TREES OUT THE WINDOW... I'M CAPTAIN HERE!!!"
And last and very much least, THIS strange bird was seen lurking about...
Rumor has he can transform to an animal that rhymes with "fuck" and has a buck-teethed gait unmistakable in all fowl-dom...
They were gonna call him "SmallFoot" in regard to the track he left, but the Old Wives' Tail (Tale, too, Messieurs...) proved untrue, so...
Shigata ga nai, neh?
Well... ME fer ONE-- I'm keepin' my eyes peeled...
Just sayin'...
Slainte, folks!
Cygnus